Monday, August 1, 2011

skinny jeans.


i cleaned out my closet a few weeks ago...well, to be totally honest, i threw a bunch of crap around in my closet trying to find a blouse i wasn't even sure i still owned.  underneath the rando collection of shoes, belts, pants, passports, and a mattress pad (?) i found a bag of skinny jeans. brand new jeans that i bought on ultra clearance in hopes of 'getting into them.'

i've never been able to fit in any of those above jeans...they are years old...there's a pair from the defunct 'steve n berry's'--never worn, tags still on.

these jeans are way out of style.  i don't even think i like any of them anymore.  but, that is besides the point.  what's more important, i found in this closet revelation, is not that i want my ass to once and for all fit in these jeans so much as i want to turn my god-given fat genes into skinny genes.

simply put, this fatty is adopting a more healthy, active lifestyle and i'm dragging you all down with me.

alison



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